Publish or perish just got real.

An isolated writing retreat on the Welsh coast brings together five academics, in single-minded pursuit of career progression. Each of them has their own reasons for why they came to Pembrokeshire, and as they begin their work together tensions between them rise. Not all is as it seems however and when a storm hits and forces them to shelter together against the elements, they begin to fear that there is more to contend with than their personal demons. The picturesque coastal setting turns into a sinister stage in a fight for survival pitching their intellectual prowess against a natural horror.

The H-Index is academic horror at its blackest and funniest — proof that no amount of citations will save you from what's coming.