HIGHLY IRONIC BOOK. Tired of putting up with assholes? This book is for you. Not because it will make them disappear. But because after reading it, you'll know exactly who they are, how they work, and — most importantly — how to stop letting them ruin your life.

ASSHOLES: A USER'S MANUAL is a direct, ironic, and completely unfiltered guide to the assholes you meet every day. At work. In your family. On social media. On the street. The ones who make you doubt yourself, drain you dry, make you feel like you're the problem.

This book looks at all of them — and calls them by name.

The language is raw and honest, because some truths don't survive politeness. The situations are real, because you've lived them, you're living them, or you will. And the strategies are practical, because surviving assholes is a skill — and one worth learning.

There's also a chapter you might not expect: the one where you look in the mirror. Because yes, sometimes we've been assholes too. Admitting it doesn't make you weak. It makes you honest.

This book won't tell you to be patient. It won't tell you to be understanding. It won't tell you that deep down everyone means well.

What it will tell you is this: you're not crazy, you're not too sensitive, and you don't have to put up with it.

You deserve better. You can choose yourself. And you can do it with style.

Warning: explicit language, uncomfortable truths, zero political correctness. Not for everyone. It's exactly for you.