Owen Wister's comic satire turns the campaign for "Higher Spelling" into a full-scale assault on common sense, beginning with a weary narrator trapped by pamphlets, telegraphs, and anonymous appeals from the grandly ridiculous millionaire Masticator B. Fellows. What starts as nuisance becomes invasion as slogans creep onto houses, breakfast cakes, and flypaper, exposing the way reform can mutate into publicity, coercion, and linguistic bullying. Defeated, the narrator is drawn into Fellows's Simplified Spelling Committee and a bustling convention of eccentric reformers, scholars, and would-be innovators. There he finds himself beside Miss Appleby and in the orbit of the exuberant Professor Jesse Willows, whose spirited defense of American English celebrates language as a living, unruly inheritance. Under the stern eye of Professor Kibosh, the delegates plunge into phonetic schemes, contradictory theories, and blackboard battles that reduce reform to vanity, ego, and comic chaos. Fellows preaches progress and simplification from the comfort of wealth, while the meeting's escalating absurdity satirizes both intellectual pretension and commercialized idealism. Wister's sharp, playful farce ultimately defends the richness and instability of English against all attempts to tame it. This edition has been fully restored with modern typesetting, custom cover design.