What happens when an overly organized man faces off against the most unpredictable creature on the planet?

Stefanos and Denise welcome little Zeta, and their orderly world is upended permanently. From the moment they walk through the doors of the maternity hospital, a twelve-month marathon begins—filled with endless sleepless nights, acrobatic "Matrix" maneuvers to exit the nursery, "creative cooking" involving flying carrots, and outings that require the equipment of a space mission.

This book is a hilarious, tender, and completely honest chronicle of the first year as new parents. Through ten delightful chapters and Stefanos's sharp commentary, the ultimate truth is revealed: fatherhood may break you down daily, but in the end, it rebuilds you from scratch—far stronger, far more patient, and with an impossibly bigger heart.

An essential survival guide for every new parent wondering if they will ever sleep again.