A calm, married man quietly collects Britain's most respectable married men — priests, lords, executives — exposing their secrets one surrender at a time.

Darkly funny, unflinchingly explicit, and quietly heartbreaking.

The ring still fits.
The results are still arriving.

Married Men is a detached, merciless satire of British class and institutional hypocrisy told through clinical, explicit encounters. No redemption. No moral agenda. Tenderness only for the narrator's husband.

For adult readers only — explicit sexual content.