You earn more than you did five years ago. So why do you feel poorer?

Your salary went up. You didn't buy a yacht. You didn't suddenly start living like a millionaire.

And yet somehow, the money is gone.

Maybe you've tried budgeting, cut subscriptions, skipped the expensive coffee — all the things you're supposed to do.

And you're still wondering: What the hell happened?

Where the Hell Did My Money Go? starts with a simpler idea:

Stop looking at everything. Start looking at what actually matters.

Because your problem may not be coffee. It may be the handful of bigger numbers quietly reshaping what your salary can actually buy.

Simple Girl Math isn't dumb math. It's knowing which numbers actually matter.

No gurus. No guilt. No forty-seven-tab spreadsheet.

Just a clear, funny look at where your money went — and what to do about it.

If you've ever looked at a perfectly decent salary and thought, "Where the hell did it all go?" — start here.