Urban Fantasy – Dark Humor – Workplace Satire

At Black Extraction, coffee is an art.

Blood is a science.

And corporate warfare is just another part of the morning shift.

Elizabeth Clark runs the most exclusive specialty coffee shop in the city's supernatural underworld, where vampires demand single-origin plasma, werewolves fight over supply routes, and a perfect pour-over can be worth more than most people's monthly salary.

She has no patience for sloppy baristas, contaminated inventory, inefficient workflows—or anyone who gets between her store and a flawless extraction.

Then Blood-Corp International decides to expand into her territory.

Their weapons are cheap synthetic plasma, automated drive-thru kiosks, corporate espionage, regulatory sabotage, and ruthless supply-chain manipulation.

Elizabeth's response?

Audit them.

Outperform them.

And, if necessary, remove the operational obstacle with a steam wand.

As the battle escalates from retail competition to full-scale supernatural corporate warfare, Elizabeth must protect her store, her supply chain, and the artisanal blood market she has spent years perfecting.

With a terrified half-vampire apprentice at her side and an army of corporate vampires, rogue werewolves, corrupt suppliers, and bureaucratic monsters closing in, Elizabeth has one simple rule:

Never serve a bad cup.

Plasma And Pour-Overs is a wildly original urban fantasy dark comedy packed with vampires, werewolves, workplace satire, corporate warfare, black humor, supernatural action, and an outrageously competent female protagonist.

If you like your fantasy vicious, your coffee artisanal, and your corporate satire bloody, pull up a chair.

The morning rush has begun.