Hector Finch has always believed in the power of a good sale, but a mysterious stranger with a small head and an impossible proposition turns that talent into something far stranger. Suddenly chosen to build a business that can sell anything to anyone, anywhere, at the exact moment it is needed, Hector is drawn into a world of teleportation, secret leverage, and a company that seems to exist beyond ordinary law or logic. What begins as comic shock soon becomes a frantic scramble to protect his fiancée, Patty, after Hector appears in her bedroom in the middle of the night and must bluff his way out of disaster. From there, he is swept into a surreal corporate empire with a lavish office, a mysterious procurement agent named Laara, and a sales force of glamorous women who make him realize he is no longer in control. As the profits soar, so does the danger: the company's "procurement" depends on criminals, stolen goods, and impossible methods that draw the attention of gangsters, including the formidable Scarface Willy Talese. Blending satire, romance, crime, and screwball fantasy, this sharp, fast-moving tale follows one salesman's rise into a wildly illegal, wildly efficient empire where every deal could be the one that changes everything—or destroys him. This edition has been fully restored with modern typesetting, custom cover design.