Three Women. Three Baby Makers. Zero Chill.

Brooklyn, NY: Sloane Belle drank the family tea and got knocked up by magic instead of the man in her bed. Now she needs a fast fake-daddy and Cal Brennan (off limits, obnoxious, packing a hammer and looking like he uses it for work) is the only name on her list. One toolbelt, one boiling walk-up, and some paper-thin walls later, and pretend is starting to feel more like a foregone conclusion.

London, England: Jenna Ryan is nine months pregnant, boiling in a heat wave, and her dirty-talking husband picked the worst week ever to leave on business. Her hormones have something to say about that. Hilarious, filthy, and cringily honest, Jenna pursues every whim from the backdoor to the delivery room, proof that "nesting" and "horny" can be the same instinct.

Sicily, Italy: Holly Birch picked a sperm donor off a chart, because charts can't break your heart. Then a contest sends her to a fertility retreat in Sicily… and Donor #7429 has a face, a five-o'clock shadow, and zero chill. Somewhere between the villa pool and a waiting room at the clinic, Holly's clean baby plan gets messy.

Magic teas. Dirty talk. Sicilian sperm donors.

Three laugh-out-loud, cunttwitch romantic erotic comedies featuring women who wanted babies and got more than they bargained for—boxed together for the first time.