My dear readers,

I pen this From the dark back corner of the Five Fighting Dragons inn in Old Antofogolo Town. Right here in the old orcs piss pot district, thought by those pansies to be the worst part of town but if you were to ask me it's the only place stay when you're on the land. It's a city I where I grew up and where the beginning of this tale takes place.

The world is a very big place, Aye! That be true. For the likes of you. And it is a small place for a pirate. Come with me on a journey of adventure and treasure and booty. Because what both of those are not the same if you gets me drift ladies. You know you want me as much as you wants me gold doubloons and buckets of pearls dripping around your neck if you know what I means. But ladies you're just a distraction when in Port. Follow me from the great pirate City on the great pilot Pirate Island live and tofogolo and face down Cthulhu himself the depths of the sea. Aye! He be me obsession just as old Ahab was obsessed with the White whale, and if you never read his book about Moby Dick I done gone and done him one better. I wrote me a book that bigger and better and more obsessive. The great flying fish 100 ft long or greater will take you on an antifogolo sleigh ride that you will not soon forget among many other adventures. So don't be shy ladies and young men. I promise you the league of astonishing yarn spinners guild will not let you down. Action and adventure and sex and death 💀 await so buy me book and read on. Believe that urge to buy yourself yet another silly fantasy novel and buy me book. There's another one in the series called a pirate song of death so look her up.