Bren did everything right; patient, attentive, devoted. None of it mattered once Alysia decided his dick was too small to bother with. Catching her mid-cheat that same night should've been the worst part of his week. It wasn't even close.

His best friend Freya comes back into town different: sharper, more confident, and hiding a "upgrade" from some ruins she explored that Bren can't stop staring at. When the same mysterious force finds him too, "bigger" isn't exactly what he gets. What he gets is a body that isn't entirely his anymore, and a whole new definition of "well-endowed" to figure out.