Trump is pregnant.

This is inconvenient for almost everyone.

Trump is Pregnant is a motherhood-horror opera-libretto love-poem in which political grotesque, philosophical fable, musical comedy and metaphysical travelogue collide. A narrator, a troupe of frogs, assorted revenants, musicians, bureaucrats, mystics and other unreliable entities move through a world where pregnancy becomes cosmology, revenge becomes pilgrimage and certainty proves considerably less stable than advertised.

With a foreword and annotations by Prof Dr Haberdash Badgery, the novel proceeds by way of satire, absurdity, violence, tenderness, music and the occasional descent into hell, asking what happens when power, identity, motherhood and belief are subjected to the indignity of transformation.

It is probably not a reliable guide to pregnancy.